My Broom Broke Now I Drive Tractor


In a world of “This Is My Costume” t-shirts, the “My Broom Broke Now I Drive Tractor” t-shirt stands out as being particularly weird. Why do you “drive tractor” and not drive a tractor? Why is a witch who drives tractor wearing a shirt that says I’m a witch who drives tractor? Why is the witch farming a dead tree and a gravestone? Did the witch drive tractor before or after becoming an ophthalmic medical technician?

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