Cat Hair, Dog Hair, Human Hair

If you liked “Crafting With Cat Hair” then you should know that there’s a similar book about knitting with dog hair.

The real story here, though, is that you can purchase real human hair online. That means it’s only a matter of time until someone writes “Human Hair Handicrafts: 39 Creepy Nodules You Can Leave Around Your House.” Since the demand will quickly outstrip the available supply, crafters will be forced to read “HairTime: Guaranteed Strategies 2 Make A Woman Give U Her Hair” and “Get That Hair! A Crafter’s Manifesto.”