29 November, 2016
Offensive Business Cards
Meant to be kept with you at all times (if you’re a terrible asshole,) Offensive Business Cards is a twenty-dollar box of a hundred business cards bearing passive-aggressive insults about someone else’s body odor, their tattoos, their intelligence, and a few other subjects. It’s a great gift for the person who’s always mad about everything everyone else does, and is foul enough to feel the need to carry pre-printed cards to externalize it.
If your passive-aggression is limited to parking, though, you might want to go for the “You Parked Like An Idiot” business card set.
Or, if you have health insurance, therapy.