The Best Things For Sale: 2016

Since I’ve started this site, I’ve gotten people responding “More like the BEST thing for sale!” to many of the items I’ve posted here. Presented below is a graph of the “best” things for sale, as ranked by readers’ responses via Facebook, Twitter, and email.

Have one to add to the list? Join the Worst Things For Sale Facebook page, follow us on Twitter at @TWTFSale, or write Drew at drew@toothpastefordinner.com.

Fuck Off Socks
Jeff Goldblum Shower Curtain
Macho Man Vs. Jesus Pillowcase
Swear-Word Coloring Book
Pizza Pouch
Cat Mask
Senior Woman With Asthma
Electro Deflecto Tin Foil Hat
Bacon Chocolate Oreos
Petchup, The Ketchup For Dogs
Beer-iodic Table
Oregon Patriots Occupied My Butt
Your New Nude Grandmother
Lap Mug