The Best Things For Sale: 2016

Since I’ve started this site, I’ve gotten people responding “More like the BEST thing for sale!” to many of the items I’ve posted here. Presented below is a graph of the “best” things for sale, as ranked by readers’ responses via Facebook, Twitter, and email.

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Fuck Off Socks
Jeff Goldblum Shower Curtain
Macho Man Vs. Jesus Pillowcase
Swear-Word Coloring Book
Pizza Pouch
Cat Mask
Senior Woman With Asthma
Electro Deflecto Tin Foil Hat
Bacon Chocolate Oreos
Petchup, The Ketchup For Dogs
Beer-iodic Table
Oregon Patriots Occupied My Butt
Your New Nude Grandmother
Lap Mug

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