Dick & Titty Trophies

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A golden penis, and a golden pair of breasts, bolted to trophy stands, each festooned with a red-white-and-blue ribbon. They’re pixellated here not because I find them offensive, but because your boss might. You can see them in their naked trophy glory on the original listings if you like.

They’re “frequently bought with” this statue of two bananas fucking, because this world is a toilet, and we’re swirling, slowly but surely, with all the other turds.








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