Little Rooster: The Vibrator Alarm Clock

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The Little Rooster is a vibrating alarm clock that wakes you up by vibrating.┬áThis presents an alternate timeline to the evolution of our society, where we used our immensely scaled-up production of plastic garbage to turn everything into a vibrator. Of course, this is the real world, and the vibrator doesn’t work, and most people buy the Gun Alarm Clock when they want a novelty alarm clock, where you shoot the alarm clock to turn it off, and the gun alarm clock is also broken.








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