Whether you’re a Trumpie or not, you’ve gotta admit the manufacturers of this talking Trump doll (left) did a great job of capturing Donald Trump’s imposing physique (right.)

In the office, this is a cornball sign. Vaguely inspirational cack.

The bathroom, on the other hand, could probably use a little imperative sign on the back of the toilet to remind you why you’re there.

If you’ve ever wondered how random people on instagram have enormous stacks of cash, this is probably the answer. You can get a stack of $10,000 fake bills for 0.12% the face value. (The bills in the middle are blank, which left the sole reviewer angry, by the way.)

Four freight pallets, right? Read the single, 1-star customer review to see where this poor guy went wrong.

This large cabin comes with free shipping. “A deal!” you scream, perhaps unaware that you must build it yourself out of the boards they send you.

For the same experience at a much lower price, and a slightly smaller scale, there is this $49.99 cabin kit.

Like the other “supplements” sold with an Adderall-ish name, Addium is a combination of vitamins, caffeine, and plant extracts. You can tell the real customer reviews from the fake ones pretty easily, as the real reviews say it doesn’t work.

Guzzle Buddy is a bottle-stopper attached to the top half of a wine glass, so you can drink wine out of the bottle, but also kind of out of a wine glass. Wine isn’t that terrible for you. It’s just that if you feel the need to be cutesy-jokey about how much you drink, it might be a sign that you have a problem.

At least it’s not an oversized wine glass that holds an entire bottle, engraved with “The Struggle Is Real,” which combines the jokey-drinky thing with “Mom Is Saying Rap Stuff Again.”