Thanks to Gamer Case, you can finally play a game on your iPhone.

A product that’s a plastic grocery bag on a stick needs a catchy name, and The Dog Poopy Catcher is not it. TDPC’s competitor, the GoGo Stik, also failed in this respect.

Crap’n'Catch, The Poopceptor, or Turdhoop would have all worked, while also not addressing the problem of feeling the need to catch your dog’s feces before they touch the ground, a problem for which neither product is a solution.

Activ5 is more or less the same thing as every crappy home exercise device of the last 20 years, except it Bluetooths to your phone. Track how much you fucking squeeze it between your heels and rub your fist on it, I guess.

Ah, capitalism. You just can’t beat selling oversized rolls of toilet paper and then selling a toilet-paper-holder-extender to let the larger rolls fit on the holder

Internet! Bring me more underwear! NO, NOT ANY KIND! Calvin Klein only! Stat!

Single-use appliance? Check.

Expensive? Check.

Works only with proprietary, disposable pods? Check.

Tries to replace an ancient, nearly-free method of making the same thing? Of course.

Controlled by your phone? Hell yes it is.

These visors-with-attached-wigs have been around for twenty or thirty years, but I never realized just how many hair colors (or, for that matter, atrocious visors) were possible in such a product.