Mini Golf In Your Lawn

“It’s alot of fun,” brags the manufacturer of this backyard mini-golf kit, and when I think about trying to move a golf ball through 0.001 of an acre of four-inch-tall sparse grass dotted with dogshit, I’ve gotta agree.

Of course, there’s a specific (different) golf kit for the game ShitGolf, and though it’s cheap, it looks even less fun than the first set.