Nectar Soylent

Soylent, the company that insists that eating food is an unnecessary chore and takes time away from your ability to perform work for your employer, lumbers forth with a new flavor called “Nectar.” As with all flavors of Soylent, it comes with the warning that “some consumers may find that Soylent is not easily digested.” This is probably a reference to the incident I wrote about last year, where Soylent powder and Soylent Food Bars were causing uncontrollable vomiting and diarrhea in users.