You Won’t Believe What Abraham Lincoln Smells Like Now!

Sold as “3D Dog Cat” plus 23 other random keywords (you can read the full title on the listing), this product has a 2-dimensional animal photo printed onto a 3d pillow. The manufacturer suggests that it’s “perfect for… hallowmas.” I couldn’t agree more.

If you can’t plug your “wall wart” adapters into a regular power strip, you could get the $40 Quirky Power Pivot, or a five-pack of these little cables for $2 each. Your call!

On one hand, your baby can’t read what’s on their bib. On the other hand, almost any other quote would have been more appropriate. And it’s probably not, as the manufacturer claims, “a great gift.”

Have fun on your shitty birthday, I guess (???)

Admit it. You thought of the name “Smencils” before you invented Smencils.

Butter Boss is a plastic sleeve for your butter, which lets you expose just the end of a stick of butter.

It is the opposite of Butter Saver, a plastic cap that only covers the end of a stick of butter.

Hardcore butter fans will, obviously, need both.