Monthly Archives: September 2017

Suicide Baby Bib


On one hand, your baby can’t read what’s on their bib. On the other hand, almost any other quote would have been more appropriate. And it’s probably not, as the manufacturer claims, “a great gift.”



Admit it. You thought of the name “Smencils” before you invented Smencils.

Butter Boss


Butter Boss is a plastic sleeve for your butter, which lets you expose just the end of a stick of butter.

It is the opposite of Butter Saver, a plastic cap that only covers the end of a stick of butter.

Hardcore butter fans will, obviously, need both.

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