The gold rush of erotic Kindle books is over, but the long tail continues, with titles like “Savaged by Systemd: an Erotic Unix Encounter.” As always, you can read a chunk of the text in the “Look Inside” without buying it.

You can get grated cinnamon and nutmeg (or even the “pumpkin pie spice” mix) in just about any grocery, so why you’d want an oil-based spray of these spices is… simply beyond me.

There’s no clinical evidence that “semen volumizers,” a class of supplements which claim to make you create more semen when you ejaculate, actually do such a thing. And there’s no clinical evidence that ejaculatory volume is tied to subjective measurements of pleasure, either. But you’ve got to hand it to Ball Refill for its name, when its competitors’ products are called Ejaculoid, RopeX, and BIGJIZ.