Pizza Pillow


I’ve pixellated the prurient parts of this pillow, which depicts two people on top of a floating pizza. The manufacturer describes it as “Makes a great quality gift for someone who has everything.” (The picture on the listing is uncensored, but I have to blur this stuff out when it appears on my page. You understand.)

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