Monthly Archives: March 2018

Rapid Hot Dog Cooker


From the makers of Rapid Ramen comes Rapid Hot Dog Cooker, a plastic tray that is in no way simpler or faster than putting a hot dog on a plate and microwaving it for a minute.



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Furniture Straps


These straps allow you to lift up furniture and carry it on your back. For some reason, though, the manufacturer shows a man using this who has had his head replaced (or is badly ill.) Check out the first and fourth pics in their gallery.

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