13 April, 2018
The Crossman Airbow is a gun that shoots arrows. Some of you have already self-wedgied at seeing an arrowgun on a site called The Worst Things For Sale, so let me calm your balls by telling you that this arrowgun is actually a piece of shit. The arrows sometimes explode when you shoot it, and the gun comes apart when you shoot it as well. The point of hunting with a bow and arrow is to stay quiet, which is not the case with this arrowgun, which lets off a loud blast of air when it’s fired, not that it will necessarily hold air pressure for long enough to be usable in the first place.
I’m still going to get shitty Twitter replies, even shittier Facebook replies, and emails about this, just because there’s a picture of a gun on a blog called The Worst Things For Sale. That’s life.