Lady Farts

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“Lady Farts” is fifty cents’ worth of cotton candy in a ten-dollar bag. But as an example of how printing something slightly transgressive on a commodity merchandise item increases its perceived value, it’s second only to It’s Mother-Fucking Pencil Time.








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