Why not spoil your baby with a silver rattle? It’s only a chunk over two hundred bucks, but compared to this silver hippopotamus intended for housewarming (????) it’s a bargain.

Slide into someone’s DMs in real life with this customizable direct-message cornhole set. You probably already know what cornhole is, but if you don’t, you set these boards up and then stand at the other end and throw bean-bags through them. It’s as exciting as it sounds.