Your phone, the multi-tool

The TaskOne G3 Pro is a $99.95 case for your iPhone that has 22 different tools built into it. Now, you can use your delicate aluminum-and-glass pocket computer to saw through branches, or (there’s a picture of this on the product page) shove your iPhone face-down directly onto a hot engine block while you tighten some kind of car bullshit. Nothing good will come of making sure your iPhone is attached to your clumsy, iPhone-shaped multitool.