If you’re tired of your taoist exercises strengthening your core, or your mind, step into the world of Taoist Feces Exercise. That’s the actual name of this 64-minute video, and in case you’re thinking “oh, it’s a translation error,” no. It’s exercises to make you shit better. It’s free to watch, by the way, if you have an Amazon Prime membership, and you need to learn how to shit better.

Also, I would have called it Shitcercise.

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