Make Your Own D*ldo

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For $42, if I’m going to make my own d*ldo, it had better not look like my own chub. It should look like the Space Shuttle, or Kim Jong Un, or the Eiffel Tower with veins. I don’t think that’s a cuss word, by the way, I’m just keeping G**gle from yelling at me because they put their ads on here which I get paid for if you click.








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