The “D*cky Chug”


It’s a plastic water bottle shaped like a penis. I didn’t censor “Dicky”, the manufacturer did, but I did blur the image due to the realistic texture and shape of the penis. You can see all the veins and wrinkles on the manufacturer’s listing, if that’s a thing you want to do today.

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