This 32,256-piece puzzle is even larger than the last big puzzle I reviewed. It’s seventeen feet long, so you’ll need at least a seventeen-foot-long room in your house you’re not using, to assemble it, and then a seventeen-foot-long wall to hang it on. It comes with a hand truck to help you move the box around.

Unfortunately, according to reviews, the pieces don’t fit together very well, which is kind of essential for a jigsaw puzzle.

This plastic mug is covered in Lego nubbins, so you can drink coffee out of a big squared-off glob of Legos, because that would be super convenient.

Did the bike skip out on its shared apartment, leaving the author to pay rent by herself? Did it sell her counterfeit Garbage Pail Kids cards on eBay? Did it fail to appear in court to act as the author’s attorney? No! None of these! “The Bike That Fucked Me” is a 3000-word story about a “dildo bike.”

If you’re into bike fucking but you don’t get into hetero stuff, the same author has written an eerily-similar 3000-word story entitled  “The Bike That Butt Fucked Me.”

The trilogy concludes with a 3000-word story about group sex, called… yes… “The Bikes That Fucked Us.”