Drunk Wine Animals


Don’t let your wine habit get in the way of your self-branding as a cabin-dwelling countryperson. Get the Drunk Deer.¬†Or, for those who hunt bigger game, there’s the similarly-shaped Partay Bear.

But after extensive research, I’ve determined that the very best Wine Animal On Its Back is Drunk Cowboy Armadillo.

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