Easy To Make Haircut At Home

Too socially-anxious or depressed to go to a barber shop or HairCutz chain-snippery? Throw on Easy To Make Haircut At Home! (yes, that’s the actual product name) and give yourself a haircut that matches your emotions. One man’s review explains that he cuts hair in his garage, and it’s cold out there, but it’s fine to wear a coat underneath Easy To Make Haircut At Home!.

(edit, 3/15/20: The manufacturer changed the name of this product after I made fun of it.)