Surprisingly not by the author of “Crafting With Cat Hair,” this recipe book is stuffed with atrocious recipes that your cat can, technically, eat. Of course, if you’ve ever owned a cat, you know that giving your cat something weird usually ends with the cat batting it across the floor and leaving it to rot.

The author includes a long list of ingredients (read them all at the Look Inside) which you can’t add to your you-and-cat creations, including salt, meaning that you won’t like what you cook either.

I’ve pixellated this here because it’s pretty seriously gross, but you can buy a phone case for your Samsung or iPhone that bears an image of an infected, bloody ingrown toenail. (Don’t click if you’re eating.)

At first glance, LampChamp might seem like a good idea. Or at least an okay idea. But then you see the picture of the guy holding his phone in mid-air so he can charge it from his lamp and realize it to be folly.