Thanks to Gamer Case, you can finally play a game on your iPhone.

Despite being marked “not for human consumption,” and sold in a sandwich bag with a printer label, customers of Grandma’s Georgia White Dirt all seem to be eating it. Some like the taste, some don’t, but they’re all chowing down on dirt.

Guzzle Buddy is a bottle-stopper attached to the top half of a wine glass, so you can drink wine out of the bottle, but also kind of out of a wine glass. Wine isn’t that terrible for you. It’s just that if you feel the need to be cutesy-jokey about how much you drink, it might be a sign that you have a problem.

At least it’s not an oversized wine glass that holds an entire bottle, engraved with “The Struggle Is Real,” which combines the jokey-drinky thing with “Mom Is Saying Rap Stuff Again.”

Four freight pallets, right? Read the single, 1-star customer review to see where this poor guy went wrong.

The lone customer review for this item (which I’ve censored here, in case a candy dick will get you in trouble at home or work) is that it arrived used. Hey, someone’s gotta test out the dick candy necklace to make sure it… dick candies.

Inspired by the success of The Boyfriend Pillow, there is now The Girlfriend Pillow. I’m guessing it took a long time to design because of the challenges in accurately modeling and simulating a girlfriend’s torso and arm, but I have no doubt you’ll agree that it was worth the wait.

This attachment allows you to shoot golf balls using your AR-15. Even if you do play golf, and own an AR-15, isn’t the point to hit the ball with your club?