If you’re wondering how an erotic e-book about “Interracial cuckold, messy clean-up” involves a fidget spinner, you can hit the “Look Inside” to read the first few pages of this book. Then again, if you’ve been reading this site for more than a few days, you can probably figure it out without having to read a single word of the book itself.

In an attempt to break into the market of “people who use baby wipes but don’t like that it says baby wipes on the box,” Butt Valet is exactly that, but called Butt Valet. Bizarrely, the manufacturer provides several pictures of people holding Butt Valet in different scenarios. Whether it’s Dude Wipes, GoodWipes, or Stall Mates, the wet-wipe remains the same.

“You’ll never look at the alphabet the same way again,” says the author of A Is For Anus, apparently unaware that nobody’s ever noticed how the word anus is spelled.

One of these items is “Pocket Shot”, a slingshot you carry in your pocket. The other is an inflatable buttplug. Can you guess which is which before you click one and find out?

1. Phone

2. Phone

3. Pull bathroom trash can over in front of you and set your laptop on it

4. Phone