Two Hundred Seventy Five Gallons Of Lube


This item, listed as 275 gallons of personal lubricant, seems like a joke, mainly because of the price.

Maybe it’s not a joke, but there’s no way any of us could buy it and find out. Maybe it’s a way to trick blogs like this into marketing their product. I don’t know! I don’t care. People want to read this, say “haha, lube” and scroll on down to pants that make it look like you shit yourself and are wearing the shitty pants.

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