Websites about celebrities

I’ve been trying really hard to find some websites about celebrities, but I just can’t find anything. How am I going to know about actor guy or sex lady? Or butt lady?

Oh, phew, I can use the internet to get a subscription to a magazine, which is made of trees that they chop down and shred up and bleach and print on, and then burn petroleum deposits that someone has to pump out of the desert to have someone drive it to my house every week. I was getting worried for a sec.