It’s no Marie Catoinette, but you can’t beat the price on this dog wig.

There are an uncountable number of dog wigs available online – start here and click around for five minutes if you want to see how deep the rabbit hole goes.

This book is a great way to introduce your kids to the idea that children might fall into pits or be attacked by gorillas, and to the idea that zookeepers shoot their own animals. It’s by the author of Sharkantula.

Sex-toy manufacturers don’t usually do a good job of realistically portraying the human form, but this one, seemingly by an auto-parts manufacturer, is the worst I’ve ever seen. The uncensored picture is available on the listing, if you’re not at work and want to marvel at the flesh nightmare.

The Cuckservative Who Loved Me is likely not the first and undoubtedly not the last amateur erotica that targets what the author describes as the “anti-SJW” market. Usually, adult writing targets roleplaying and fetish keywords, but since it’s all search-engine optimization at this point, it makes sense that someone would try to press this particular button. If you’re curious as to the quality of the actual writing, you can hit the “Look Inside” to read some of it, but it’s about what you would expect.

Your dog is probably tired of living in a regular doghouse that costs a regular amount of money. Why not treat him or her to this ten-foot-wide victorian doghouse? Sure, the price is insane, but it ships for free.

The idea that horrible things actually happen in the world is now, somehow, a meme. There was “2016 Sucked”, and now there’s the cutesy-asterisked “F*ck You, 2016″ book, an unnecessary look back at very recent events that happened prior to last week. People walk among us, shocked that celebrities die and that evil and greed prosper, unaware that even a cursory knowledge of history would show this to be the natural order of society. Your great-grandchildren may be the ones to fight future-corporations, fighting the same uphill battle against the hyper-rich we’ve been fighting forever, as those around them wear silken holographic jumpsuits printed with “2087 Sucked.”* Or maybe they’ll be in the jumpsuits themselves, chanting “2088 Will Be Better,” alone in their living cubes, as the clock ticks over to midnight, confetti spraying across the inside of their VR goggles.

*2087 Sucked is the exclusive trademark of Walmart-TimeWarner-Apple Inc.

While erotic Pokemon stories have existed for as long as Pokemon, erotic stories specific to Pokemon Go are new, and (if you read the sample on the “Look Inside” link here) just as bad.