Creatine is a supplement that can help your endurance capacity if you’re exercising a lot. You’re not supposed to use more than about five grams of it a day (it’s processed by your kidneys and an overdose can cause all kinds of problems) so a 55-pound barrel of creatine might be overkill.

Then again, if you’re the sort of person to buy a thousand caffeine pills at the same time, this might be right up your performance-enhancing alley.

This is a set of TWO scale dumpsters to throw your wrestling figurines in. No longer will your wrestling-figure playtime be limited by only having a single dumpster.

Of course, if you were hardcore, you’d buy the Hardcore Toilet And Sink Combo Deal For Wrestling Action Figures, but you knew that already.

This seller promises to set you up with a “lifetime” Netflix account for a one-time payment of $4.50. Either he’s sending you his ex-girlfriend’s login information, or it’s some kind of scam.

The seller’s description of this is “Mens Sexy Wear,” but I think “The Blue Nightmare” might be a better name.

Or maybe “Hellephant.”

(“Elephant Nose Underwear” refers to something else, so unfortunately, it can’t be called that.)

Go ahead, cut your pizza with a pair of pizza scissors. Open your wine bottle with a pair of pliers. Use a second iPhone as a stylus for your iPhone. After all, there’s a finite number of ways to do something effectively. But the world of bad decisions is infinite.

Kaqun Water is one of dozens of “oxygenated water” scams that claim that it “alkalizes your body” and “detoxifies” you. Even though it costs $15 a bottle, it does nothing, as you might expect. There’s no way to effectively dissolve a significant amount of gaseous oxygen into liquid water at room temperature, and even if you could, you wouldn’t absorb it through your stomach and intestines. Your body’s only effective way of absorbing oxygen is through the lungs.

The only real way to get more oxygen (O₂) into water (H₂O) is to add hydrogen peroxide (H₂O₂) to your water, which, thankfully, Kaqun Water has not done. Drinking hydrogen peroxide would damage your gastrointestinal tract, or kill you, depending on how “detoxified” you wanted to get.

This shirt, which says “It’s Mother-Fucking Booze Time,” is neither funny nor groundbreaking. But if that’s your thing, type your credit card number into the e-store and live your life the way you want.