Hanging an LED sign for your car that flashes a big red middle-finger graphic to the person behind you at the touch of a button is a great way to become the target of someone’s road rage.

Buy a combo pack of Folgers Classic Roast coffee with industrial toilet paper for thousands of dollars (note the shipping price.) They’re two things you need, in the lowest possible quality, so why not buy them together? They’re from the same company that sells this equally-perplexing combination of a box of plastic spoons and a floor sweeper.

(Thanks to @dogboner for the tip.)

How does a dinosaur get a billion dollars? How does an animal choose a human’s sexual preference? And since when did dinosaurs and primates co-exist? You can answer these questions by reading the 15-page masterpiece “A Billionaire Dinosaur Forced Me Gay.”

It’s by the author of the Transformer-creampie story “Transforming Robot Punished Me.”

The Quirky Egg Minder, a wi-fi tray which monitors how many eggs you have in it, is now only $24. That’s way cheaper than it was when I wrote about it last year! Unfortunately, it’s still twenty-four bucks too much for an app that’s competing with opening your fridge door.

Amazed by the rudimentary joke they made, the creators of “Not See Kola” branded their sugar-water with a Nazi-esque label and blackletter typeface. “NOT SEE, do you get it?” I’m guessing they say at least a dozen times a day.

I’m sighing so hard I’m about to pass out from lack of oxygen, but… Not See Kola is from the makers of Leninade.

This listing is for “200+++ Dermestid Beetles” and they’re described as “pet treats.” Dermestid beetles are also known as skin beetles, and will eat skin and flesh from animals, leaving only the bones. Probably not the best “pet treat” out there.

Halloween’s almost here, but this is your final reminder that nothing is safe from the clutches of Sexy Halloween For Women. Not even a word game whose play involves memorizing thousands of useless letter combinations like JO, ZA, and AE.

If you need something less cerebral than this plastic dress that says BOO and SPOOKY, let me suggest Sexy Checkers.

And if that doesn’t invite enough people to grab your bathing-suit area, there’s Sexy Tetris, where you hold a handful of Tetris tiles and let people stick them to your tiny dress.