The Worst Things For Sale

You’ve seen Bootleg Bart Simpson Dabbing Fidget Spinner. But have you seen a fidget spinner in meme sunglasses dabbing?

Before you go to the listing, guess what this is… and then see if you were right.

Styled to look like your gut is hanging out of the bottom of your shirt, the Dad Bag comes in a surprising number of skin colors, hair levels, and wrinkle detail. And you’ve gotta give ‘em credit for making a fanny pack look even worse than it usually does. (The gallery of people wearing them is worth a look, btw.)

Did you seriously make a simplified version of Rubik’s Cube for children and unambitious adults and not call it Cubik’s Rube?

It’s cute of this costume company to imply that a “nerd” is still this 1950s-era pocket-protector stereotype, when in 2017 a “nerd boy” is someone who screams racial slurs while live-streaming.

I’ve written up side-by-sides of men’s and women’s character costumes before, but I wanted to share this men’s Pac-Man / women’s Pac-Man Ghost pair with you.

(Here are some previous articles: Sexy Costumes For The Women Of 2014, Cookie Monster Costumes for Girls and Boys, Police Officer Costumes For Girls.)

Buy this mug, and you’ll have a place to put your tea bag, so you won’t have to use the saucer that you already own, and so the tea that drips out of the tea bag will spill down your shirt when you drink your tea. It’s a great idea all around.