The Worst Things For Sale

“Enjoy pleasure between the different positions,” insists the manufacturer of this relatively expensive pipe-and-sling construction meant to be used for sex. You can see their diagrams of how you’d have sex on it, if you like (I’m leaving it behind the link in case you’re at work.) They also show a laptop and an iPad sitting on it, which seems like it might be the use it was actually designed for.

This is a cigarette holder, dude. It is NOT a crack pipe. Even though most of the reviews talk about using it to smoke crack, and customers who bought it also bought Chore Boy (the copper scrub-pad used to hold crack in place when you smoke it through a glass stem,) “oil burners,” which are little glass bulbs used to smoke meth, and torch lighters.

It’s just that sometimes you have to hold your cigarette with a glass tube while you’re scrubbing your pots and pans.

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This is a garden flag, because, I guess, an algorithm somewhere decided that people who vape also like to garden.

I can assure you, t-shirt, that it does no such thing.

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A product that’s a plastic grocery bag on a stick needs a catchy name, and The Dog Poopy Catcher is not it. TDPC’s competitor, the GoGo Stik, also failed in this respect.

Crap’n'Catch, The Poopceptor, or Turdhoop would have all worked, while also not addressing the problem of feeling the need to catch your dog’s feces before they touch the ground, a problem for which neither product is a solution.