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20 December, 2013
The Lanskin “Executive Lanyard Skin Case” lets you keep your iPhone where you need it, which is apparently right under your chin.
Here’s one more picture, but I strongly suggest you see the rest of the manufacturer’s photos of this thing “in use.”
19 December, 2013
The “Yaya 3d pen” would be cool as hell if it wasn’t a complete, head-to-toe ripoff of something called the 3Doodler, which does the exact same thing. You use strands of heated plastic to “doodle,” and the cooling plastic holds its shape as you move the tool through the air, allowing you to draw in three dimensions. The 3Doodler doesn’t come out until February, and made the mistake of showing people what it was & how it worked way before they made them available.
The makers of this ripoff even went out of their way to list it as “Like 3Doodler” in the title, and in addition to the pen itself, they created and are selling plastic filaments to load into the pen.
If it wasn’t immense and bald-faced theft, you’d have to admire their industry.
19 December, 2013
“Tampon Flasks” are test tubes which come with fake tampon wrappers, so you can bring an ounce of liquor (per tampon) somewhere and then pour it out of your tampon into your drink. Or just drink it straight out of the tampon! Both of those would be totally normal in a public place.
18 December, 2013
The PocketPlug case seems like a cool idea – a case that has prongs built in that you can snap out to plug your iPhone into the wall to charge it. Too bad that:
1. It makes your iphone thicker, longer, and much heavier.
2. You can’t plug in headphones while your iPhone is in it.
3. You need a separate, non-Apple cable if you want to hook it into your computer.
18 December, 2013
I’m glad that our planet’s Bacon Years are over, and now we can go back to normal stuff like Sriracha socks. Sure, it’s not very good for a hot sauce, but at least it’s pretty healthy, and
Haha yeah, it looks like you’re drinking Sriracha, but it’s for water! I’m glad this isn’t going overboard like the bacon stuff, because
Wait, you cock hot sauce? What do you mean? Is this some kind of
No!!! Not this again! Just because people like one thing doesn’t mean you have to
17 December, 2013
This plastic vase is described by the manufacturer as a “Japanese Shouting Vase”, and the only instructions they give for its operation is “It holds your anger.”
It would be fantastic if they made a Japanese Typing Vase, which people could type into, so their dumb words don’t go onto the internet where other people can see them.
17 December, 2013
This $64.95 Christmas sweater is “animated”. No, it doesn’t have a built-in circuit, or an LED screen… you download a fireplace app to your phone and then wear your phone on the front of the sweater in a built-in pocket.