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Bake A Bone

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The Bake A Bone claims to be the original dog treat maker, but that’s just not true. The original dog treat is anything that fits in a dog’s mouth, and I’m pretty sure that predates human civilization.

Motorized Ice Cream Cone

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Why waste those precious calories moving your hand and mouth around when you could hold this motorized ice cream cone up to your stupid face and smoosh the ice cream into it automatically? After all, if there’s one thing we need in the year 2013, it’s all the calories we can get.



I Believe In Cheese Graters

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I believe in cheese graters too, because they’re real, and I have one in my kitchen. It’s not something you have to have a lot of faith in. Maybe you’re different, though, and you need this flag to prove to your neighbors that you don’t deny the grating of cheese. It’ll go well with your “I Believe In Bingo” flag. And your “I Believe In Grapefruit” flag. Hey, maybe you live next to a cigar skeptic, and you want to let him know: Cigars are real, and I believe in them, and my flag agrees with me.









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