“Are you like millions of Americans who enjoy hot dogs year round?” asks The Hot Dog Steamer, and, of course, the answer is no. We tolerate hot dogs year-round, in the absence of the time, energy, or money to prepare healthier and better-tasting food for ourselves and our children. We have microwaves, and we put the hot dogs in there, and then we tolerate them.
The Stone is a $30 plastic rock which pairs with your phone and has a motion sensor, thermocouple and button, all of which can be set to perform actions on your phone. Unfortunately, as the real reviews note, it doesn’t actually work, and you can’t carry it on your keychain (as they suggest in the picture) since that causes it to fall apart.
The healthiest and cheapest way to consume caffeine is in a cup of tea or coffee. You can purchase coffee literally anywhere, or make it at home for about fifty cents a cup. To solve this “problem,” you can now buy a $30 box of CoffeeBars, which are small bricks of processed food, mostly carbs.
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