The baddest ass knife ever


Why cut someone once with a single blade when you can freaking destroy them with one slash of this six-bladed knuckle-knife?

If that doesn’t do it for you, how about a knife dragon whose nine legs are all knives?

How To Get Our Facebook Posts


If you’ve “liked” us on Facebook you may have noticed that you won’t usually see our daily posts in your feed. To fix this “feature” of Facebook, hit our page and pull down “Get Notifications” from the “Liked” menu, as shown here. You’ll get our daily posts in your Facebook feed from now on.

The Erotic Baptism: Christian Erotica


You’d think “Christian Erotica” would be someone raw dogging their spouse under the loving gaze of the Lord, but you’d be wrong. It’s actually about getting horndogged out when you see a baby being baptized, and then fucking the priest who baptized the baby.

How To Restrain A Cat


If this cat-grooming restraint system actually kept a cat still, they would have been able to just put it on a cat. But it doesn’t, so they used a stuffed animal.

Make sure you hit the listing to see the cat gimp mask, if nothing else.

Gas Mask Bong


The sellers of this gas-mask bong refer to it as a “Tabaccoo Pipe.” Ignore the customers tagging this “#phish #stoned #turnup #420″, it’s for cigarettes only.

Semen Recipes


A companion piece to “Semenology: The Semen Bartender’s Handbook,” Natural Harvest is a cookbook of semen recipes.

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