5 February, 2014
5 February, 2014
4 February, 2014
I’m just gonna sit in my lawn chair while I use my $199 sex cushion. No biggie. Keepin’ my sandals on.
3 February, 2014
Turn your child’s bathtime into a rave! Just don’t tell them what happens in an actual bathroom at a rave, or about anything else from the 90′s, until they’re adults.
2 February, 2014
Ladies, are you tired of feeling insecure about every body part except your arms? It’s your lucky day. It’s time to buy an arm girdle! This one’s in black, to “reduce arm flab.”
This one’s a nude-color arm girdle! And it provides an “arm smoothing effect”!!!
This one, and I quote, “creates the perfectly firm arms of your dreams.”
1 February, 2014
Insta-Snow Powder is a polymer that expands when mixed with water, and it’s generally well-liked. A tub of it holds 100 grams and it’s not very expensive. I’m linking it here because you’ll want to read this review of a woman in Arizona who bought 75 gallons’ worth of Insta-Snow Powder and covered her entire front yard in it, and then complained that it was hard to clean up.
31 January, 2014
The “Little Whizzer” lets you live your lifelong dream of having a little boy piss in your drink.
30 January, 2014
There are two possible scenarios for this author’s continuing series of books. Either she likes robot-fuckin’ enough to write five books about it on her own, or the demand is still so high after the first four that she was golden-handcuffed to continue the series. Regardless, there are five books with the title “Sex With My Husband’s Anatomically Correct Robot,” and they all have “Look Inside” links, so you can experience the grammar-defying world of dickbots.
The third book of the series is what you want if you’re into robot incest, by the way.