22 August, 2014
22 August, 2014
21 August, 2014
This ant farm has collected some mixed reviews, but none are so sad as the tragic tale one man tells of the lonely ant wandering the wreckage of Uncle Milton’s Ant Farm.
20 August, 2014
This fake brown paper bag, at $19, is roughly 100 times more expensive than an actual brown paper bag. (A paper bag is also reusable, if you can handle taking it back home instead of throwing it away at work.)
19 August, 2014
Do you love the inconvenience of a won’t-turn-on-and-keeps-turning-off public bathroom faucet, and wish you could extend this affront to your home life? I’ve got a special $48 something for you, horrible faucet-lover.
18 August, 2014
Talk to them like they’re people, and take them to dinner? Haha, no, my friend, you’re going to need a 192-page eBook with the specific process I’ve spent years researching.
17 August, 2014
Did you think this almost-meme went away? Nope. In the year 2014, you can still buy:
1. “Keep Calm And Tan On,” a bronzer lotion.
2. “Keep Calm And Game On,” a metal dog-tag.
3. “Keep Calm: Bugs In Our Food”, an insane self-published book about how our food is full of bacteria.
4. “Keep Calm And Love Pugs”, a pink stethoscope.
5. My personal favorite, a vest that says “Keep Calm And Take Care Because YOLO.”
16 August, 2014
The Gotcha Cap is a “self defense hat.” What does the plastic thing inside the hat do? Strangely, the manufacturer never explains it, nor why a shitty baseball cap with a piece of plastic in it should cost $40. Not the best sales tactic, considering you can get a steel credit-card that folds into a knife for $2.