17 May, 2012

The Orbitwheel

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The Orbitwheel lives at the intersection of dorky and dangerous. The manufacturer tries to relate these $90 footwheels to skateboarding, but I don’t think the comparison holds up, because skateboarding is cool. This truth is self-evident. Like “I Have A Dream.”

There are a million shitty wheel gadgets for kids, but the product description is what does it for me here:

The two narrow wheels make them easy to slip into a backpack or carry in your hand. And when you’re ready to get going again,

What happened, did you fall off your Orbitwheel mid-sentence, DORK?






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