Music for pets

Look, I like my pets. It’s cool and slightly weird to have an animal in your house and hang out with it and talk to it. But in my house, “music for pets” is also “whatever I happen to be listening to.” If you don’t like rap then get out of my house and try to survive in the wild, you won’t, you’re all fucked up from eating fake food out of a bowl in my kitchen for six years and a coyote will eat you.