I don’t want an Internet


“I don’t WANT an Internet on my phone,” the old lady screamed, slamming her hands down on the counter. “I just want a regular one I can talk on!”

Behind the desk, Chad’s hand moved instinctively to the six throwing stars he kept in his ninja utility belt. No, he thought, better not. Only for life or death situations.

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