1 July, 2012
Just what you never wanted: A USB cassette tape player. Congratulations, science, you’ve finally advanced computer technology to the point where I can once again listen to the half-melted Ned’s Atomic Dustbin tape that’s been under my car seat for 14 years.
Me mates all ‘ave USB hair clippers, for the undercuts, innit, and Iain just nicked a sampler, ‘e’s gonna bang mad choons. Me mum’s got loads of USB scarves, we’ll put ‘em on and take a USB lorry to Madchester.