Puppylocks: Dog Extensions

“Puppylocks” are feather extensions for your dog. As the economy fails and countries around the globe go bankrupt like dots of light going dark on the side of a skyscraper as five o’clock approaches, so you can celebrate the downfall of modern society by attaching feathers to your dog.

The $48 price does not include the special tools you need to attach them to your dog, by the way.