Math problem?

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“A math problem? More like… NO problem! I’ve got an app for that on my iPad,” you say, pulling out your gigantic plastic calculator in the size and shape of an iPad.

No one will be able to tell that you’ve just got a calculator, except you, late at night, awash in the tears of shame your fraudulent lifestyle has sown.








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