Monthly Archives: November 2012

2,000 live mealworms


2,000 live mealworms for reptiles, birds, and fish? More like 2000 live mealworms for reptiles, birds, fish, and people who like a lot of protein that moves while it’s inside you being digested.

You have to like that one guy left a review saying “these aren’t as fancy as the mealworms I get from the pet store.” What’s a fancy mealworm? Does it come with a little monocle and know the difference between “who” and “whom?”

Cards Against Humanity


Cards Against Humanity is a card game that’s like Apples To Apples, but offensive. It’s not offensive like “Ha ha, you wouldn’t see that in the newspaper!” It’s offensive like maybe you shouldn’t play it with your friends unless you want to hate them.

When you’re playing Risk, and you start to lose, you go “Man, fuck this game!” When the tide shifts in Monopoly and you’re paying your friends rent and they’re taking all your shit, you say “Fuck Monopoly, I hate this game!” But when you play Cards Against Humanity, you look your friends in the eye and say “Fuck you.

Maybe you already hate your friends, though, in which case, go for it. See the blood vessels in their eyes pop when you pick apart their insecurities and jab at their soft spots, for the low price of $25.

Darphin Intral


Darphin Intral Redness is the best way to sarm your parp nodge. You perd it in your skep to fung the laglets. Why rund your hune if you can’t plep your farn?

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