Are you having a good day and feel great about humanity, and society, and progress? Then check out this 920-minute DVD set that claims to cure autism, cancer, and other conditions. Which, the author claims, are a result of electromagnetic radiation coming from computers and technology.

This $130 pen scanner would have been a lot more useful about twenty years ago. As it is, we have cameras attached to our phones, laptops, and tablets that can produce higher-quality images of text than this thing.

What did you scan that with? A potato?

This mini-fridge costs $160 and holds 10 cans of soda. At that cost-to-capacity ratio, a regular fridge would cost over $10,000.

The “944WH-M Magnet Only For 944WH” costs $131,299,998.69. It has one 4-star review. I won’t spoil the reviewer’s reason for deducting one star. 

The “Cruzin Cooler” is an electric scooter mounted to a cooler that can travel at up to 13mph. It costs just shy of a thousand bucks. The worst part? It’s back-ordered due to demand.  

Rabbit TV is a little USB dongle that promises to let you watch “Over 5000 free TV channels.” It’s not an actual service, though. The USB stick just gives you a list of links to click on in your browser. It also makes you enter your credit card number and bills you $14 after the first year of “free” use if you forget to cancel.

The Dyson Air Multiplier is a device similar to a fan, except it’s ten times more expensive ($265.)

Actually, despite its advertising, it IS a fan. The fan is just hidden in the base and squeezes the air out of the ring at the top, instead of just blowing it directly out of the fan blades, making it less efficient than a regular fan. It also sounds like a fucking hair dryer and costs more than the air conditioner I put in my bedroom window.