Wooden Ladder: Internet Sales Poetry

The full title of this innocuous-looking ladder is too long to reproduce here, so it might be best if you read it on the product listing itself. A nice companion piece to “Wooden Ladder” is “Amish Handmade Honey! The Amish Have the Beehives Right on Their Property and This Is Pure Honey!” (That’s not the full title, but gives you a glimpse into this alternate universe of ladders and honey.)