Sex Positions You Never Thought Possible

Despite its title, this book is about regular old putting the thing in the other thing. Lean back and put that thing in there. Maybe tip over this way and then the other person tips over this way to put the thing in. Go on a pillow and then the other person goes on a pillow before you put the thing in. Nothing groundbreaking. I was hoping there’d be one, just one sex position that eliminated global hunger, or just legalized weed. Nope. Not even a position to stop the universal warrantless surveillance of all American citizens. What a waste.

(The book itself, should you hit the “Look Inside” link on the listing, is not safe for work. FYI.)